Shoes

I bought some shoes, they are shiny and new


But on my way home I stepped in some poo


I sat down to think but that poo really stinks


When I went back for more they had shut down the store


So I packed them up tight and burned them that night


They came back together but better than ever


It gave me a fright when they said, ''I'm alright!''


So I gave them to my dog who thinks hes a hog


He chewed them up said,''Oh yuck!'' and threw them back up


As they came back to life


So I cut them up with a sushi knife


They fell on the floor so I opened the door and out they went through a hole in the vent


The next morning I saw the shoes eaten raw by a dragon that came from a 
firey flame


He blew some fire that made me perspire and wonder if I'm going insane


I woke up right then with a terrible scream and realized it was all a dream:)